http://www.poems4diddy.com Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:54:14 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://www.poems4diddy.com/2009/09/25/new-ode-to-a-diddy/ Well this is a special day for sure A day that will be filled with much demure As we all know this is the day When Diddy will make it to 80 half way Now what does this mean this milestone of sorts? I think it's a time to reflect with cohorts about all the things ... http://www.poems4diddy.com/2008/04/25/happy-40th-didmund/ I've heard it once I've heard it twice I've heard it so much that it's hard to be nice Look at these guns I'm not even flexing have you seen my car God Damn I'm too Sexy!! Did you know I'm a pilot? That's right I can fly Have you seen my penis? It's a foot long no lie!! Diddy I ... http://www.poems4diddy.com/2008/01/15/too-sexy/ I knew a boy named Didmund He came from Puru He wasn't like me and he's not like you He lives in a castle on the bottom of a hill He likes wearing yellow and drinking his fill I know it seems odd and it's really quite strange but somtimes he likes to play goofy word games It all seems ... http://www.poems4diddy.com/2007/12/20/words-from-the-didmund/ I've asked you once.. I've asked you twice I've done everything I can to ask you nice But the time has come to set you straight I'm getting old, can't afford to wait. If not tonight then maybe tomorrow We'll go to the costume store and a mask we'll borrow We'll bring it home then drink ... http://www.poems4diddy.com/2007/10/17/lions-and-tigers-and-bears-oh-diddy/ One shrimp, Two Shrimp, Three Shrimp, Four Diddy saw shrimpin and he don't want to see more I think he's scared cause it's really quite simple Go find a straw, insert and pull inward It's not about glamour and it's not about ruse It's not about fecal impactions or booze It's about having fun with your ... http://www.poems4diddy.com/2007/09/14/sea-bugs/ It's a little known fact that I tell you now My buddy Diddy has issues and how! He tans all day long and listens to songs that make teenage girls jiggle their badonkadonks I don't know why it tickles him so To sing these gay songs and act like a ho But alas I must ... http://www.poems4diddy.com/2007/09/11/phrase-of-the-day/ If I had a Diddy that was 2 feet tall I'd feed him vienna sausages that were mostly raw he would lap them up and then wipe his chin And then he'd want to do it all over again Those tiny weenies in a metal can can make any 2 foot Diddy feel more like ... http://www.poems4diddy.com/2007/09/10/he-loves-the-weiners/ In today's society, the male of the species will go to great lengths to entertain the female. As men, we must remember that all females are not created equally. Obviously they look very different, but this is really the least of your worries when attempting to verbally interact with them. For ... http://www.poems4diddy.com/2007/08/10/interaction-tutorial-pt-1-tannery-etiquette/ If I had a Diddy that was 3 feet tall. I would take him bowling and make him the ball!! I would throw him hard right down the lane. And his rugged little helmet would make us kings of the game. We'd win many trophies and make lots of friends. We'd be known round the ... http://www.poems4diddy.com/2007/05/23/midget-diddy/