Poems 4 Diddy » Yellow http://www.poems4diddy.com Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:54:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Too Sexy http://www.poems4diddy.com/2008/01/15/too-sexy/ http://www.poems4diddy.com/2008/01/15/too-sexy/#comments Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:36:52 +0000 ruboneout http://www.poems4diddy.com/2008/01/15/too-sexy/

I’ve heard it once
I’ve heard it twice
I’ve heard it so much
that it’s hard to be nice

Look at these guns
I’m not even flexing
have you seen my car
God Damn I’m too Sexy!!

Did you know I’m a pilot?
That’s right I can fly
Have you seen my penis?
It’s a foot long no lie!!

Diddy I know that you’re one of a kind
And I say this with many strange things in mind
You know we all love you.. you know that we care
And all of us know.. you’re making up for a lack of hair.

]]> http://www.poems4diddy.com/2008/01/15/too-sexy/feed/ 0 Diddy In Yellow http://www.poems4diddy.com/2007/04/05/diddy-in-yellow/ http://www.poems4diddy.com/2007/04/05/diddy-in-yellow/#comments Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:50:00 +0000 ruboneout http://www.poems4diddy.com/?p=3 Diddy oh Diddy
Now where can you be?
Diddy oh Diddy
Why are you ignoring me?

Diddy Oh Diddy
Your window is dead!
Diddy oh Diddy
Did you go back to bed?

Diddy I know that you’re quite fond of yellow
A very strange thing for a late 30s fellow
Your cars and your bikes and your shirts and your shoes
All look so cheerful in light yellows and blues!

Some say your gay Yes! gay as can be
But when they ask me.. I merely say..

The last time I was do’in him he really didn’t seem that into it..

The End

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