If I had a Diddy that was 2 feet tall
I’d feed him vienna sausages that were mostly raw
he would lap them up and then wipe his chin
And then he’d want to do it all over again

Those tiny weenies in a metal can
can make any 2 foot Diddy feel more like a man
But he can’t eat them all through the day
Or he might start growing some other way

His belly I tell you would start sticking out
and he’d look in the mirror and let out a pout
Cause a little fella like that can’t live on weiners alone
Though I know he’d try because he looooooves the weiner!