He Loves the Weiners!
Monday, September 10th, 2007If I had a Diddy that was 2 feet tall
I’d feed him vienna sausages that were mostly raw
he would lap them up and then wipe his chin
And then he’d want to do it all over again
Those tiny weenies in a metal can
can make any 2 foot Diddy feel more like a man
But he can’t eat [...]