they synchronized their watches as not to be late
then readied themselves and proceeded to wait
at exactly the same moment they all made thier move
in an effort to capture 4 tickets for Tool

The idea for those of you who are not schooled
is to gnab those tickets quickly and not care if your rude
it’s like a digital line in which you must cut
if you want to make sure you are close to the front

Now the plan was a success and the day is now here
where Diddy will fly to the Holy Shrine of Beer
A city so bleek as by all normal standards
Yet on this night it will be the land of enchantment

How so you might ask..well it’s really quite simple
Maynard and his cohorts will make it their temple
and the sweet sounds will flow from the mighty arena
of Sober and Stinkfist and Eulogy and Aenima

Though the show is long it will go by fast
And Diddy will wish it was longer but alas
He’ll sleep one night in the Kansas trailer park town
then fly back again in a Tool haze from the sounds

It’s been rough on me this is for sure
for everyday he talks about Tool.. quite a bore
But not unlike him I’m happy the day is finally here
And tonight in respect I will toast a beer.

The End.

PS. Don’t end up like this poor bastard:

It happens in the morning
and it happens at night
Every time I turn around
I see the same site

A text window of Diddy
Saying something obscure
That always ends up
with the same letters four

TOOL
TOOL
TOOL

is what he says

TOOL
TOOL
TOOL

IS ALL HE SAYS

Just 30 more days
till the curse will be lifted
I’m not gonna lie
that Diddy ain’t gifted

Redundant some say
His repetitious demeanor

TOOL
TOOL
TOOL

*sigh

The End

It’s true you see that unlike me
Diddy is aroused by Maynard James Keenan
We’ve had many talks yes, many debates
But I think Diddy would still like with Maynard to mate.

Pictures on his wall and pictures in his shower
He thinks of Maynard almost every hour
He sits and stares and fondles his member
For Maynard is his lifes biggest ember.

The End