It’s been many hours and many days
Since the Diddy staged his ambush the computer way
3 boxes all pointed at the same site
His wife and his kid were part of the plight
they synchronized their watches as not to be late
then readied themselves and proceeded to wait
at exactly the same moment they all made thier move
in an [...]

I’ve heard it once.. I’ve heard it twice
I’ve heard it a thousands times more
That Diddy will soon fly
To watch his favorite man whore
It happens in the morning
and it happens at night
Every time I turn around
I see the same site
A text window of Diddy
Saying something obscure
That always ends up
with the same letters four
TOOL
TOOL
TOOL
is what he says
TOOL
TOOL
TOOL
IS [...]

It’s true you see that unlike me
Diddy is aroused by Maynard James Keenan
We’ve had many talks yes, many debates
But I think Diddy would still like with Maynard to mate.
Pictures on his wall and pictures in his shower
He thinks of Maynard almost every hour
He sits and stares and fondles his member
For Maynard is his lifes biggest [...]