One shrimp, Two Shrimp, Three Shrimp, Four
Diddy saw shrimpin and he don’t want to see more
I think he’s scared cause it’s really quite simple
Go find a straw, insert and pull inward

It’s not about glamour and it’s not about ruse
It’s not about fecal impactions or booze
It’s about having fun with your family and friends
And having great stories to pass on to kin.

So all of you out there don’t be like the Did
And take somthing so simple and make it a sin
Just follow your heart and you’ll see what I mean
Cause shrimpin is somthing that isn’t obscene!