I’ve heard it once
I’ve heard it twice
I’ve heard it so much
that it’s hard to be nice

Look at these guns
I’m not even flexing
have you seen my car
God Damn I’m too Sexy!!

Did you know I’m a pilot?
That’s right I can fly
Have you seen my penis?
It’s a foot long no lie!!

Diddy I know that you’re one of a kind
And I say this with many strange things in mind
You know we all love you.. you know that we care
And all of us know.. you’re making up for a lack of hair.