It’s a little known fact that I tell you now
My buddy Diddy has issues and how!
He tans all day long and listens to songs
that make teenage girls jiggle their badonkadonks

I don’t know why it tickles him so
To sing these gay songs and act like a ho
But alas I must say as it strikes me as odd
That he remembers the words to all of these songs

I’ve coined a phrase for this anomaly
That I feel describes the problems that be
This phrase I will give, it’s the phrase of the day
I call it photohomo memory!!