I’ve heard it once
I’ve heard it twice
I’ve heard it so much
that it’s hard to be nice
Look at these guns
I’m not even flexing
have you seen my car
God Damn I’m too Sexy!!
Did you know I’m a pilot?
That’s right I can fly
Have you seen my penis?
It’s a foot long no lie!!
Diddy I know that you’re one of a [...]

There was a young lad named Diddy Da Roo
Who in his day had seen a birthday or two
He claimed to be part of a royal clan
Said he got more presents than any man
There was game cubes and shoes and even a pony
In the back of my mind I thought he was a phoney
But then one [...]