Men dress in suits all covered with fur
and tails that bounce and cause quite a stir
When the eggs are all found and the peeps have been ate
It’s time to take that furry bunny on a date

For those of you who have grown up protected
Furry Fandon is the subculture that Diddy has selected
It’s a Hoot! that’s for sure when you get all dressed up
as Centaurs and Werewolves and Mermaids and such

Now the trick of it is when they get all together
they get all aroused like some do in leather
then an orgy insues and it can be quite a mess
with all the hair and zippers and plastic head dress

I’m not here to judge or to even and I won’t make a frown
When Diddy puts on his she wolf gown
I do have a twinge though when he eyeballs that bunny
and I say RUN BUNNY RUN …. RUUUUUUNNNN!!!!

The End