The lack of hair, the beard, the manly chest
Reminds me of Diddy more than the rest
The six pack, the tats, the goatee and more
He looks just like Diddy that crazy man whore

I think normally you would be quite flattered
From the waist up Buck Angel is quite the bedazzler
What bothers you is that down below
Buck is missing somthing where his penis should go

Don’t be afraid Diddy even though it’s true
That Buck looks more like me than you
Though it seems that he is your twin
You can keep your willie despite of him…

I mean.. unless you wanna be exactly like Buck..

The End.