Now what does this mean this milestone of sorts?
I think it’s a time to reflect with cohorts
about all the things that have happened you know
Since Diddy came out that fellopian door

Men have walked on the moon
and made many space trips

All the girls have learned how
to get really big lips

There’s a rumor now that you can
regrow your hair

Many places now sell yellow
mens underwear

If you don’t have enough money
you can charge night and day

If you’re old you can have surgery
to make wrinkles go away

But let us reflect on the things that will aide
Our good buddy Diddy in his older of days
like pills for the pee pee
and fiber for the stools
and those adult diapers for long trips and tours

It’s a marvel indeed these times which we live
and the great things that science has made for the Did
So let us rejoice in another fine year
and toast with the Did a big pint of beer.

“40 is the new 25″ -The Did.

There was game cubes and shoes and even a pony
In the back of my mind I thought he was a phoney
But then one day coming home from the store
I stopped at his house and I thought phoney no more

I walked in the garage and my heart filled with joy
For everywhere I looked I saw the Great Diddy’s toys
There were corvettes and bikes and guns and guitars
Then I went upstairs and learned his deck was a bar!!

What wonders there were in the Great Diddy’s abode
so many shades of yellow and light blue and gold
It’s true his life is like that of a King
And not only that but I heard he could sing!!

Now I’m not jealous this much is true
of the corvette the guitars or even the shoes
For one thing I know that sets us apart…
He’s WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Older than I am

Happy Birthday King Diddy.

The End.