Well this is a special day for sure
A day that will be filled with much demure
As we all know this is the day
When Diddy will make it to 80 half way
Now what does this mean this milestone of sorts?
I think it’s a time to reflect with cohorts
about all the things that have happened you know
Since [...]

There was a young lad named Diddy Da Roo
Who in his day had seen a birthday or two
He claimed to be part of a royal clan
Said he got more presents than any man
There was game cubes and shoes and even a pony
In the back of my mind I thought he was a phoney
But then one [...]