Now what does this mean this milestone of sorts?
I think it’s a time to reflect with cohorts
about all the things that have happened you know
Since Diddy came out that fellopian door

Men have walked on the moon
and made many space trips

All the girls have learned how
to get really big lips

There’s a rumor now that you can
regrow your hair

Many places now sell yellow
mens underwear

If you don’t have enough money
you can charge night and day

If you’re old you can have surgery
to make wrinkles go away

But let us reflect on the things that will aide
Our good buddy Diddy in his older of days
like pills for the pee pee
and fiber for the stools
and those adult diapers for long trips and tours

It’s a marvel indeed these times which we live
and the great things that science has made for the Did
So let us rejoice in another fine year
and toast with the Did a big pint of beer.

“40 is the new 25″ -The Did.