Happy 40th Didmund!!
Well this is a special day for sure
A day that will be filled with much demure
As we all know this is the day
When Diddy will make it to 80 half way
Now what does this mean this milestone of sorts?
I think it’s a time to reflect with cohorts
about all the things that have happened you know
Since Diddy came out that fellopian door
Men have walked on the moon
and made many space trips
All the girls have learned how
to get really big lips
There’s a rumor now that you can
regrow your hair
Many places now sell yellow
mens underwear
If you don’t have enough money
you can charge night and day
If you’re old you can have surgery
to make wrinkles go away
But let us reflect on the things that will aide
Our good buddy Diddy in his older of days
like pills for the pee pee
and fiber for the stools
and those adult diapers for long trips and tours
It’s a marvel indeed these times which we live
and the great things that science has made for the Did
So let us rejoice in another fine year
and toast with the Did a big pint of beer.
“40 is the new 25″ -The Did.
