Lions And Tigers And Bears… Oh Diddy!!
I’ve asked you once.. I’ve asked you twice
I’ve done everything I can to ask you nice
But the time has come to set you straight
I’m getting old, can’t afford to wait.
If not tonight then maybe tomorrow
We’ll go to the costume store and a mask we’ll borrow
We’ll bring it home then drink some wine
And we will have the grandest time
At a quarter till ten you’ll put on the mask
And strip on down to your bare ass
Then I’ll come in and be your assistant
And you will pretend to be the greatest mystic
This will go on well into the night
Maybe until the morning’s daylight
And you’ll be glad as we look at the pictures
That you finally became my naked Wizard!!