One shrimp, Two Shrimp, Three Shrimp, Four
Diddy saw shrimpin and he don’t want to see more
I think he’s scared cause it’s really quite simple
Go find a straw, insert and pull inward
It’s not about glamour and it’s not about ruse
It’s not about fecal impactions or booze
It’s about having fun with your family and friends
And having great [...]

It’s a little known fact that I tell you now
My buddy Diddy has issues and how!
He tans all day long and listens to songs
that make teenage girls jiggle their badonkadonks
I don’t know why it tickles him so
To sing these gay songs and act like a ho
But alas I must say as it strikes me [...]

If I had a Diddy that was 2 feet tall
I’d feed him vienna sausages that were mostly raw
he would lap them up and then wipe his chin
And then he’d want to do it all over again
Those tiny weenies in a metal can
can make any 2 foot Diddy feel more like a man
But he can’t eat [...]