In today’s society, the male of the species will go to great lengths to entertain the female.

As men, we must remember that all females are not created equally. Obviously they look very
different, but this is really the least of your worries when attempting to verbally interact with them.

For instance, take our subject Diddy. Diddy has decided to take a mid day tan at the local tannery.

Diddy enters the tannery and encounters two female shop keepers. Instinctually, Diddy begins to
interact with them. Let’s examine the following dialouge:

Scene: Diddy walks to the counter and requests a room for tanning, the girls oblige and at this point
Diddy could have been on his way to tan. Instead, Diddy begins his extended interactions.

Diddy – “There had better not be any web cams back in that room”

Discussion: Diddy has eluded to the popular behavior of tanning booth owners in today’s society of placing
cameras in the booths at tanneries to film the patrons. The irony in his statement is that normally this
is done to capture unsuspecting females on tape for later viewing. You can see how Diddy has inverted
this situation in hopes of getting the females to giggle.

Female Subjects Response – “What???”

Discussion: There are many assumptions that can be derived from this response. It’s obvious there is a certain
level of confusion exhibited by the subjects. One conclusion at this point could be that the female subjects
do not have the cognitive capabilty to understand the irony in Diddy’s statement. If this is the case Diddy
would be wise to proceed with extreme caution. If he were to make the female subjects paranoid at any level
it would not be out of the question for them to alert the authorities. Remember, there is a fine line between
funny haha and funny weird.

Another assumption is that the female subjects are merely looking for clarification. This still speaks to the
typically lower level of cognitive processing power that the female possesses. If Diddy choses to proceed down
the path of humor he must remember to speak slowly and use smaller words.

Diddy – “I said there’d better not be any web cams in my room. I don’t want to find out that I’m doing gay porn”

Discussion: Notice how Diddy has chosen to not only elaborate the statement, but also to repeat what was
initially stated. It is good practice to repeat statements to females to ensure that they have had ample
opportunity to grasp what was said.

Female Subjects – “HAHAHAHAHAHAH”

Discussion: Congratulations Diddy, this is fine work. The Board feels that this was truly a gutsy way to handle
this situation. Our audience must understand though, that it takes alot of practice to pull this one off. You
must be able to read your subject well before attempting dialouge at this level. It is our recommendation that
you initially take a more subtle approach to a situation such as this.

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