Midget Diddy
If I had a Diddy that was 3 feet tall.
I would take him bowling and make him the ball!!
I would throw him hard right down the lane.
And his rugged little helmet would make us kings of the game.
We’d win many trophies and make lots of friends.
We’d be known round the world for knocking down pins.
We’d drink lots of beers at the bowling alley pubs.
I’d get my little Diddy hookers so he could make midget love!!
Now this all sounds great but it’s really just a dream.
The truth of it is Diddy’s just as tall as me.
The best I can hope for is maybe some day
He’ll get hit by a golf cart and lose both his legs!
The End.
