At Last…
It’s been many hours and many days
Since the Diddy staged his ambush the computer way
3 boxes all pointed at the same site
His wife and his kid were part of the plight
they synchronized their watches as not to be late
then readied themselves and proceeded to wait
at exactly the same moment they all made thier move
in an effort to capture 4 tickets for Tool
The idea for those of you who are not schooled
is to gnab those tickets quickly and not care if your rude
it’s like a digital line in which you must cut
if you want to make sure you are close to the front
Now the plan was a success and the day is now here
where Diddy will fly to the Holy Shrine of Beer
A city so bleek as by all normal standards
Yet on this night it will be the land of enchantment
How so you might ask..well it’s really quite simple
Maynard and his cohorts will make it their temple
and the sweet sounds will flow from the mighty arena
of Sober and Stinkfist and Eulogy and Aenima
Though the show is long it will go by fast
And Diddy will wish it was longer but alas
He’ll sleep one night in the Kansas trailer park town
then fly back again in a Tool haze from the sounds
It’s been rough on me this is for sure
for everyday he talks about Tool.. quite a bore
But not unlike him I’m happy the day is finally here
And tonight in respect I will toast a beer.
The End.
PS. Don’t end up like this poor bastard: