If I had a Diddy that was 3 feet tall.
I would take him bowling and make him the ball!!
I would throw him hard right down the lane.
And his rugged little helmet would make us kings of the game.
We’d win many trophies and make lots of friends.
We’d be known round the world for knocking down pins.
We’d [...]

It’s been many hours and many days
Since the Diddy staged his ambush the computer way
3 boxes all pointed at the same site
His wife and his kid were part of the plight
they synchronized their watches as not to be late
then readied themselves and proceeded to wait
at exactly the same moment they all made thier move
in an [...]

I know you think it’s far from true
But others would agree with me not you
Simply because it’s not hard to see
that Buck Angel looks more like you than me
The lack of hair, the beard, the manly chest
Reminds me of Diddy more than the rest
The six pack, the tats, the goatee and more
He looks just like [...]