Diary of a Tool

I’ve heard it once.. I’ve heard it twice
I’ve heard it a thousands times more
That Diddy will soon fly
To watch his favorite man whore

It happens in the morning
and it happens at night
Every time I turn around
I see the same site

A text window of Diddy
Saying something obscure
That always ends up
with the same letters four

TOOL
TOOL
TOOL

is what he says

TOOL
TOOL
TOOL

IS ALL HE SAYS

Just 30 more days
till the curse will be lifted
I’m not gonna lie
that Diddy ain’t gifted

Redundant some say
His repetitious demeanor

TOOL
TOOL
TOOL

*sigh

The End

Maynard

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