Diary of a Tool
I’ve heard it once.. I’ve heard it twice
I’ve heard it a thousands times more
That Diddy will soon fly
To watch his favorite man whore
It happens in the morning
and it happens at night
Every time I turn around
I see the same site
A text window of Diddy
Saying something obscure
That always ends up
with the same letters four
TOOL
TOOL
TOOL
is what he says
TOOL
TOOL
TOOL
IS ALL HE SAYS
Just 30 more days
till the curse will be lifted
I’m not gonna lie
that Diddy ain’t gifted
Redundant some say
His repetitious demeanor
TOOL
TOOL
TOOL
*sigh
The End

